if they lived in salem, massachusetts in the summer of 1692 and a few of their neighbors all came down with particularly virulent cases of typhoid fever in the same week.
it's also what they would look like if the genius responsible for cooking them decided to prioritize writing hilarious facebook messages over monitoring the frying pan.
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I think they look good.
you, sir, either have advanced glaucoma or are quite insane. maybe both.
Not both.
fair enough.
your apparent ability to read the comments leads me to believe it's not the vision, then.
fair enough.
I cannot imaging what the lining of your stomach looks like with all the crazy stuff you (attempt to) cook!
haha, get outta here. it's not that i can't cook, it's just that i'm not scared to take pictures of (and eat (of course)) the screwups.
ps - the secret is drinking a bottle of rubber cement before every meal. (coats the stomach).
that's beautiful!
i mean, it doesn't look like anything i would want to eat, but it is really pretty.
writing hilarious facebook messages is def way more important than catching your apartment on fire.
you can always get a new apartment but you may never be able to capture your creative genius again.
molly,
i totally agree. in fact, i actually only ate half of it, laminated the rest, and nailed it to my wall as a sort of hanging conversation piece.
julie,
that second sentence is pretty much word-for-word what was going through my head at the time. you must have been watching the insane channel with closed captions turned on.
dear (false) butler,
one of my secrets is to not discuss such things in public. i'm sure you understand.
all the best!
- jd
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