cash4gold round 3

so i finally heard back from cash4gold regarding my gold dust submission. as expected, they sent me a pretty dry rejection letter (fig. a). not as expected, they also sent me a "purchase invoice" that contains this classic description of my submission: "all items are not real-no value" (fig. b).

(fig. a: the rejection letter. by the way, nice signature, jeff. it looks like you got one letter into your last name then fell off a cliff.)

(fig. b: the backhandedly sassy "purchase invoice." i continue to use the quotes, because it can hardly be called a purchase invoice if nothing's being purchased, right?)

anyway, so despite what cash4gold and its scam artist ceo jeff aronson are hoping, this is obviously not over. in case you can't enlarge the rejection letter enough to read it, here's the important line for my purposes: "You may also request a return by emailing info@cash4gold.com."

done:






so that's it for now. there's not really much else to do but sit back and wait a little bit longer. i mean, worst case scenario, they disregard my email and just mail my gravel back, and i tell them some's missing and demand like 19 cents in compensation for the loss.

i don't want to jinx anything, but if i somehow, miraculously end up getting a check from them - in any amount - i'm framing it on the spot. i know you know i'm not kidding.

[Round 1, 2]