Friday, November 7, 2008

My New Foot Complex



As if the comments on the prior post (formally submitted or otherwise) weren't already enough to destroy my self-esteem, a moderately deranged (now-ex-) friend of mine actually created a diagram of the physiological failings of my foot.

Ordinarily, I might respond in kind - maybe by giving one of her facebook profile pictures a similar treatment, for instance - but I think this time I'll just say that the above image seems to say more about her mental issues than my physical ones and leave it at that.


2 comments:

Megan said...

If it makes you feel better, I bet you'd make a mean tree climber...
And, I bet your a great swimmer.
Bonus,(I know because I too have this gift/affliction) it really hurts when you pinch someone with supertoes.
I hope I've done something to reduce the pain my first comment may have caused.

joe dude said...

hmm. i can't climb trees or swim, but i can catch record-sized fish just by wading into a stream barefoot.

as for the pinching, are you saying that it hurts when you pinch long-toed people's long toes? or it hurts when you pinch long-toed people anywhere?