Thursday, September 17, 2009

Google Relationships, or, Cause and Effect

Please excuse the shakiness of the arrows. I was so excited at finally understanding America that I was having a hard time keeping the mouse steady.




17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

don't forget the guy's role in all this. he learned how to tie a tie, thus looking all dapper, thus making her want to learn to kiss.

Sari said...

Fantastic! Thanks for figuring it all out for us!

Roscoe Jenkins said...

My world feels strangely complete after seeing this. Thank you for posting this.

sami said...

you need one more red arrow down to "I'm Feeling Lucky."

Anonymous said...

Oh how I love google :) 'How to tell' entertained me for hours...

Molly said...

did you figure out how to get rid of your stretch marks?

Anonymous said...

"How to draw"

I googled that one for myself...

This led to "how to draw pokemon"

I think i missed your point a little bit on this one...

Sad thing is, 15 different pokemon later and I STILL don't know how to draw. Damn google.

Anonymous said...

This is a serious question I've been wondering about for awhile. What is the reason for an 'or' in a title, like you did here? I should google it.

Anonymous said...

Wonder which is easier?
learning to tie a tie.
Solving a Rubix cube.
Getting rid of stretch marks.

I know getting someone pregnant isn't hard, look at all the idiot who have kids...Like me.

BK

Heidi A. said...

You never cease to amaze me. I google all the time and don't pay any attention to my options. Thanks for the eye opener and for teaching me how to solve a rubix cube.

Anonymous said...

You have solidified your position as a top ten hero. #7. Right behind Murray from Flight of the Concords and just in front of Ryan Whitney for reasons every penguins fan should know.
L.C.R

Anonymous said...

If you fully type in "how to get pregnant" google continues with its sick sense of humor by listing "how to get pregnant video." I was to horrified to look at it...mostly because I am pretty sure if you did google, "how to get pregnant video", followed by hitting the "I'm feeling lucky" button...immaculate conception would occur via your computer screen...terrifying...

Joe Dude said...

Anonymous - Thank America.

Anonymous - Women wear ties too.

Sari - I'm not sure if clear and frightening is an improvement, but you're welcome.

Roscoe Jenkins - Hopefully you don't mean it answered all of your questions.

sami - There is nothing lucky about stretch marks.

Anonymous - "How to tell you're too easily entertained." (Oh yes I did)

Molly - I was looking for "How to send a virus to a sassy commenter's computer," actually.

Anonymous - I think I missed your point on this one.

Anonymous - I know you aren't asking for the definition of "or"

BK - A tie, for sure.

Heidi A. - I knew a kid in college who did Rubix cubes blindfolded.

LCR - That's some pretty delightful company. I'm honored.

Anonymous #8 billion - Don't you try to blame Google for all those "how to get pregnant" videos you've been watching.

Roscoe Jenkins said...

HAHA! No, I just mean that people actually have to look up this stuff. It amazes me.

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