Dear Ms. Bassichis,
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but with a first name like yours, I'm sure you won't be down for long.
Ready? Okay. Here it is:
No one who has enough money to buy a house communicates via text message.
Perhaps you were thinking of NBA players or big time rappers or Miley Cyrus. Fair enough, but as you should be well aware, we don't have any of those in Pittsburgh.
A giant, 20' x 20' cutout of your head, on top of a neon sign that reads "Building a time machine to send myself back to the '80s. Buy this house and help me get there."
Like it? I thought you might. If you have any questions, or need any help with assembling it all, hit me up on MySpace.
Your Pal,
Dan
3 comments:
Where did you get these phenomenal observation skills?! Please, please tell me you texted her...
I have never been so tempted to send. Homework just doesn't seem appealing right now.
Did you text her "I ♥ UR HOUSE"? I seriously hope you did.
You posting this woman's phone number on your blog REALLY makes me want to send her ridiculous text messages about houses.
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